He Is A Very Bald Man Who Shines Bright Like A Diamond
Date: March 2, 2026
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"He’s bald because his hair saw the rent prices and moved out.
It shines like a diamond because his head is running on premium polish, not thoughts.
His hair didn’t fall out — it retreated strategically to avoid whatever ideas were happening underneath. Now the scalp reflects sunlight so planes don’t crash and sailors can navigate by it.
Basically:
No hair = less drag, so he thinks faster
Shine = solar-powered confidence
Bald head = Chrome edition human
In conclusion, he’s not bald…
He’s just a limited-edition, high-gloss model"
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